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Krosus Down Apr 9, 2017 - 8:05 PM PST

So I tried to kill the guild but missed and they slew Krosus instead :( Good job everyone!

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Trilliax Down! Mar 5, 2017 - 9:05 PM PST

Boy, that boss was a piece of cake.

Get it? Cuz he drops the cakes you eat and also he's easy?

Anyone?

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Chronomatic Anomaly Down! Feb 26, 2017 - 8:22 PM PST

Tonight we fought the most fun boss ever - because everyone loves prolonged encounters where your abilities take longer than normal to cooldown, right?

We packed lots of insulin shots for Trilliax, don't worry. Is there an injection that treats GIANT PURPLE LASER BEAMS? We need that.

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Mythic Skorpyron Down! Feb 12, 2017 - 9:58 PM PST

Dear Diary,

Tonight, my friends and I killed a giant glowing scorpion in the basement of Nighthold. He had lots of little scorpion buddies so we killed them too.

Next week I think we'll kill the genie from Aladdin in the next room over, if we can get through the trash mobs.

- Love Aus(by)

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